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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the news that Bill Cosby over dosed? the girl almost died!"

"What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech? A blonde at a flashing red light."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, there's no need for a lightbulb with a glass ceiling."

"Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house? His life was at stake. Badum psh."

"I didn't want to believe that my dad was fired for stealing from the transportation department But when I got home, the signs were all there."

"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts"

"What does a Jewish man get when he runs into a wall with an erection? a broken nose."

"How does a cactus do his math homework? He uses a cacti-lator!"

"How does a virgin pop her cherry? by using a bottle opener"

"What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl? Shake that blasphemy"