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Joke of the Day
"""Why haven't you been answering my pigeons?"" - 17th century sext"
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"""Beat up anybody you see drinking 7UP"" -first rule of Sprite Club"
"Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser? Because he missed a split-end on a curl."
"Did you hear about the guy that threw away a duck? He got down in the dumps."
"The best thing about going on a date with a sarcastic person is that no matter what happens they're going to tell you they had a great time."
"Women and Wine I like my women like my wine, aging in the cellar."
"""WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS GOING ON? IS THAT RAIN? OH GOD I WISH I HAD EYES"" - Worms"
"I knew I was in trouble when the lady doing my nails shouted ""WHO DO YOUR EYEBROW?!"""
"What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA."
"I took the Quiz quiz and found out I am ""Which Game of Thrones character are you?"""