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Joke of the Day

"""I'm Bill Gates, today I'll teach you how to count to 10"" 1, 2, 3, NT, 95, 98, 2000, Me, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10"

"Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says... ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""

"My atheist, mathematician friend insists religion is negative... Because at it's root, it's imaginary!"

"You're a square... ... but you're still all right to me."

"Titanium is a most amorous metal... When it gets hot, it'll combine with anything."

"Unemployment rate went down to historic lows I think I might switch my major to art -No one ever"

"I came up with a suspenseful joke about cheese... Queso here it goes...."

"So if multiple cactus is cacti... NSFW Would a cat (animal) be cat-i?"

"The average family income has gone up 2% while the cost of living has increased 23%. - Me explaining to my son why he can't have a sister."

"""God's last name is not Dammit."" Unknown"