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Joke of the Day
"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
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"Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence."
"How can you tell retarded kids form the art students? Retards don't wear Black."
"What will be the campaign motto of Trump's opponent in 2020? Make America Great Again"
"What are the three rings of marriage? The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering."
"What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Helllooooo ladies!"
"Sometimes when I'm drunk, I put on a trench coat, lurk around the shadows and pretend I'm the host from Unsolved Mysteries"
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"Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No I was playing throw with her!"
"How to Properly Jump a Car Attach a cable to the red positive lead, then beat the negative lead for being black."