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Joke of the Day
"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
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"Men that know the difference between moist and wet, know the difference between failure and success"
"Why don't asians like to applause? Because every time they do all they do is crap"
"A magician was driving down the street and turned into a driveway"
"Anybody taking bath in Milk.. ""Why do you take baths in milk?"" ""I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."""
"Adding a smiley face after anything makes things seem playful. Examples: You're a slut:) You're ugly:) I killed your puppy:)"
"What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween? Depressed"
"step 1. log onto instagram step 2. find wedding day hashtags, ex. ""SmithWedding2014"" step 3. use hashtag step 4. post pictures of yaks"
"the day i feel like a real adult is the day i can wear a white shirt and keep it stain-free."
"Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car who's driving? A: The police."