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"Santa has blue balls 364 days out of the year.. He only comes once a year"
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"""If a Groundhog emerges from this hole wearing too much eye shadow, its grounded for 6 weeks for being a whore""--Groundhog dad"
"Two gay penises walk by a bar One says to the other ""hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""
"I can't get in and out of a folding lawn chair without looking like a special needs Greco-Roman wrestler."
"You know what they say about prostitution? It's not really work if you love who you do."
"Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway? Because there's a parrot on the shoulder."
"What happens when you take the ""T"" out of ""stay and the ""F"" out of ""way""?"
"How did John Lennon play the bass on Helter Skelter...... .....He played with a plastic ruler at the end of a desk."
"I'm not all that interested in Astronomy but, I really dig Uranus."
"Studies shows that most people don't know the opposites to these words: Always Coming From Take Me Down"