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Joke of the Day

"Rape Jokes General I was raping a woman the other night and she said ""Please, think of my children!"" Kinky bitch."

"What if they make a movie about Leo's life and how he couldn't win an Oscar, and the dude who plays Leo wins an Oscar...AWKWARD!"

"What Is The National Bird Of Pakistan.. ***General Atomics MQ-1 Predator***"

"Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company"

"So a realtor is passing out information for a house as potential buyers are walking in at an Open House A guy says ""Hey, can I see one of those pamphlets?"" The realtor says ""Brochure"""

"My password is Superman Hulk Thor Goku, that's the strongest password I can think of."

"If history has taught me anything, it's that the person with the loudest, wettest cough will always sit down beside me in a waiting room."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? Cus he drank it before it was cool."

"Cops: ""Please step out of the car"" Me: ""I can't. I'm drunk. You get in."""

"How do you make a woman scream? You fuck her in the ass. How do you make her scream again? You wipe your dick off with the drapes."