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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a tree masturbates? It nuts"
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"It's gonna be a sad day when Twitter finds a way to delete spam accounts and we realize there are only twelve of us on here."
"""The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach."" - The worst surgeon in the world"
"One time I wore my brother's t-shirt, and my dad asked if I was dressing up as his favorite child for Halloween."
"I think my girlfriend would be a great presidential candidate, Because she's so awesome at bringing up shit from the past."
"An egg and a chicken are lying in bed, the egg's enjoying a nice, post-coital smoke... Chicken looks over and says ""Well, that answers that question. """
"What do women and aircraft share in common? They both have cockpits"
"If Donald Trump became president... one could say he coined a term."
"What did O say to Q? XYZ."
"Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo? they only had 2 trucks"