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Joke of the Day
"What did O say to Q? XYZ."
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"Bad weather is My way of temporarily punishing you. Bad climate is your way of permanently punishing you."
"Did you hear about the guy with a jurisprudence fetish? He got off on a technicality..."
"Was Nor'easter Nemo an omeN? Cold day in Hell yesterday. Tomorrow, zombies."
"""Thanks, you've been a wonderful host!"" - Viruses"
"I scream. You scream. We all scream. ISIS laughs."
"I was on a first date. ""How many women have you slept with?"" she asked. I said, ""Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten?"" ""Oh, I say. Go on then."" she laughed. I said, ""0."""
"Marriage consists of three rings.... engagement ring wedding ring and suffering"
"Knock knock Who's there? Not Paul Walker."
"Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly? She thought she was a dromedary."