195022

Joke of the Day

"One time I wore my brother's t-shirt, and my dad asked if I was dressing up as his favorite child for Halloween."

"How many dead schoolgirls does it take to change a lightbulb? Obviously more than four because my basement's still dark."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that understand binary, and those that don't."

"What did the right pussy lip tell the left pussy lip? We used to be tight"

"What is your favorite Brian Williams joke? I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams"

"How can you tell if a duck has soul? If it's bill withers!"

"Why do seagulls only fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls."

"When 13 witches collectively fart in a cauldron and quickly cover it with a lid... *lowers shades* ...Dutch Coven."

"Michaelangelo: Yea, sure, I'll paint your ceiling. *To himself* Errybody gon be naked tho."

"A kid came to my door earlier dressed like a mime, so I pretended to put candy in his basket."