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Joke of the Day

"I'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber."

"""Yeah, you're right, this shit is really hard. You wanna go get a milkshake or something?""-me as a personal trainer"

"Remember the Three R's of r/jokes Repost, reuse, recycle."

"What do you get if you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?"

"What did the lieutenant vulture say to the enlisted vultures who stopped eating a dead cow to salute? Carrion."

"Elephants and a Guy Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: ""I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!"

"I had a passionate affair with a girl from the circus It was in tents."

"I went to the zoo . . . I went to the zoo, and in the entire place, they only had one dog. It was a shih tzu."

"Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors? They have no function."

"We're not lost We're on Lo St"