166071

Joke of the Day

"I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar you will get it."

"This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. I was confused. I never met herbivore."

"Jesus went to Wal-Mart He couldn't believe all the savings."

"It costs $6 to visit Karl Marx's grave. Google it."

"Teenage daughter called me an old fart. We both laughed and then I changed the password to our wifi."

"Boyfriend rushes home: Pack your bag honey, I've won Rs.10 crores in a lottery. Girl Friend: Wow! Dubai or Switzerland? Boyfriend: Who Cares? You just pack your bag & GET LOST!!!"

"If I ever get kidnapped, my plan is to just talk non-stop about Lost until they see that I'm very annoying, and they return me to safety."

"Why are suicide kits so hard to sell on Amazon? They never have positive reviews."

"Don't you hate people that answer their own questions ? I know I do..."

"I knew a guy who had 5 penises. His pants fit like a glove."