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Joke of the Day

"I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar you will get it."

"The reason I switched from a backpack to a messenger bag is so that I look more classy and professional carrying nothing but snacks to work."

"I opened a sperm bank in London recently... We had a disastrous first day. Only two clients. One came on the bus; the other one missed the tube."

"My friend had his assignment on plagiarism stolen so he copied mine. He then proceeded to take a course on Nihilism but it ended up not having a meaningful impact on his transcript."

"Why are proteins so cranky? Because they're made of a mean ol' acids."

"I knew my camping holiday was doomed when I saw the people at the next pitch struggling with a torn ground sheet and bent pegs. It was a portent."

"How does NASA organize their missions. They Planet."

"What's a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? A period because it marks the end of his sentence."

"I hope Elon Musk never gets in a scandal Because Elongate would be really drawn out."

"What's the expiry date on plastic? [81](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UYwYdFdoecA/0.jpg)"