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Joke of the Day

"What's the expiry date on plastic? [81](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UYwYdFdoecA/0.jpg)"

"PASSWORD EVER, USERNAME GREATEST *username/password must each contain at least one numeric character* PASSWORD 9EVER, USERNAME GREATEST6"

"Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game? Its in case he gets a hole-in-one."

"Did you hear the one about the girl that went deep sea fishing with four guys? She came back with a red snapper."

"So is the 2020 Election Season open yet? Or is the succession now inherited?"

"Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine? Because Chernobyl fallout."

"Today, coworker deemed herself ""unscareable"". Now I have no choice but to hide in the backseat of her car with an axe & correct her grammar."

"I just went to church and had communion. Ok it was a gas station and I had 2 donuts but I did say a prayer before scratching my lotto ticket"

"On a scale from 1 to 10... What is the age of Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?"

"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance By putting it into reverse and fleeing the scene of the accident"