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Joke of the Day

"what did the priest say before he ate his salad? lettuce pray"

"What's the difference between a canoe and a jew? Canoes tip"

"Why did the lesbian cross the street? She was emo."

"If you think I'm flirting with you, I'm just being friendly. If you think I'm weird and I make you uncomfortable, I'm flirting with you."

"To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!"

"If two vegetarians get into a fight Is it still considered beef?"

"The neighbor's wife is gonna be so happy when she sees how much yardwork he got done today. -I think, laying out in a bikini in my backyard"

"Did you hear about the new circumcision clinic opening up? I hear the doctors only work for tips."

"I went to see a gay magician's show last night. For his last trick, he disappeared with a poof..."

"Whenever there is injustice in the world, Americans will rise up and retweet a hashtag."