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Joke of the Day
"How does NASA organize their missions. They Planet."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the guy who was caught having sex at Sea World? Apparently he did it on porpoise."
"I had some food stuck in my teeth and now I'm an international beatboxing champion."
"Remember, he who laughs last is the idiot who took forever to get it."
"there is no need for awkward apologies if you walk in on someone and they're naked, just say ""haha saw your doodle"" and walk off. simples"
"Nice guys don't finish last.. They finish alone in the shower."
"Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind it stinks!"
"LPT: If you're not planning to do anything the entire day, Masturbate. Then you won't want to walk or shower and you can waste your day as originally intended."
"Why do Mexicans make tamales for Christmas? To have something to unwrap."
"Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing."