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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger says ""Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"", but the Scotsman says ""Hey! McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"""

"How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't, they beat the room for being black."

"I find whiteboards to be absolutely fascinating. They're remarkable."

"Did you hear about the communist nymphomaniac? When the workers of the world united, they all got an equal part in her."

"FRIEND: Just let her down easy ME: Ok [later] ME: *jumping in bouncy castle* I WANT A DIVORCE, KAREN"

"What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot"

"Why do they call camels the ships of the desert? Because they're full of Arab semen"

"Did you know in the state of Kentucky, if you divorce your wife.... She just becomes your cousin"

"A woman gives the news to her husband. - My love , I'm pregnant . What would you like it to be ? - A joke?."

"I'm so sleepy I feel like I can sleep through to next year"