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Joke of the Day

"FRIEND: Just let her down easy ME: Ok [later] ME: *jumping in bouncy castle* I WANT A DIVORCE, KAREN"

"My wife and I recently became feminists But since I'm a guy I'm a little better at it than she is."

"What illness causes breasts to grow all over your body? Heap-a-tities."

"My husband really loves our new couch. In fact, he loves it so much he called me his exwife's name just so he could sleep on it."

"What was the Rabbi's favorite frozen treat? Jew-lato"

"Dear Cereal Makers, Exactly how tall do you think kitchen cabinets shelves are?"

"No matter how bad your day is going, just remember that somewhere in the world someone just got a pubic hair in their coffee."

"My Glee Club is just a baseball bat that I use to hit happy people over the head with."

"My teacher said he doesn't like imaginary numbers because the uses are limited. I asked him whether he was for reals."

"Is an inactivist a thing? Because I think I am that."