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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot"
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"Turkeys are crazy. They hunch down and freeze in groups in grocery store coolers to elude hunters. Must be a safety in numbers thing."
"Hey, people who leave the volume on an odd, non divisible by 5 number, how do you live with yourselves?!"
"So a blind man walks into a bar. No one warned him."
"Some old people are driving vehicles right now and don't even know it."
"I have two kids, five and seven Silly names I know."
"How much does a pirate pay for corn? Buccaneer."
"If you don't know what introspection is... You need to take a long, hard look at yourself Ian Smith"
"If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day but... if you teach a kid how to make pop tarts your job as a parent is pretty much done"
"First I dated a seventh day adventist and then a mormon I told my mom that im not just in it for the sects but she doesn't believe me."