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Joke of the Day
"Why do they call camels the ships of the desert? Because they're full of Arab semen"
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"What has 2 eyes, 2 belly buttons and 2 legs? 2 pirates."
"Shout out to all the kids who could never find their name on souvenir keychains and license plates. That shit hurt."
"How do fireflies start a race? Ready steady glow!"
"Calm down, Windows Update. I'll restart my computer during work time."
"""Mommy, what's a butterfly?"" ""When a girl loves many boys in a short time during college, she gets a tattoo reminder for her future husband"""
"Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova? Caesar said:""I came, I saw, I conquered."" Casanova said:""I saw, I conquered, I came."""
"Hints are like bombs As long as they're really not subtle, You only need to drop one. But you drop a second one just to be really sure they got the message."
"How do you confuse an idiot? 78."
"My Proctologist does horoscopes which, I guess, makes him an Asstrologist."