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Joke of the Day
"Did you know in the state of Kentucky, if you divorce your wife.... She just becomes your cousin"
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"Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat? Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat."
"Did you hear about the man who worked with horses his whole life? He had a stable job. I guess uh.. I'll just leave"
"I was told to bring a box of tissues with me when my friends and I watched Bambi. You can imagine my disappointment."
"My computer just said hello to me. I think it's A Dell."
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three Hos."
"Did you hear about Greek porn? They can't do money shots anymore"
"How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Don't know. Its never been done before."
"Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side"
"There are two types of people in the world. Those that can find an answer through simple deduction."