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Joke of the Day

"How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't, they beat the room for being black."

"when is it OK to spit a mexican woman in the face? when her stache is on fire!"

"Why does the CPU never get any work done? Because it gets interrupted constantly."

"What would you do with $1 Million? I would buy a new butt, mine has a hole in it."

"What do you call a vegetarian fart? Kale force wind!"

"Did you hear about the tragedy at the Hipster company's work retreat? There were several hundred casual tees."

"If I ever opened up a nail salon, I would definitely name it ""Handjobs""."

"take me down to the paranoid city where the grass is hidden cameras and the girls are all talking about me."

"What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common? A wet nose"

"Why was the horse happy to come home after being released from the hospital? Because of his stable condition."