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"Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this Republicans are in full agreement."

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"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, ""Hey, buddy, doesn't that bother you?"" The pirate says, ""Yar, it's drivin' me nuts."""
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral."
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