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Joke of the Day
"TSA: We'll treat all of you like the terrorists we accidentally let on our planes."
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"In China the labels read, ""Made by someone you know."""
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day; anal sex makes your hole weak."
"I was wondering why everyone at school was forming small groups... ...and then it cliqued! I'll show myself out."
"Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark sir."
"Politics is an ""I'm not an asshole"" contest for assholes."
"My problem with profanity is that..... It's mother fucking dusgusting"
"I Wish I had Trump As A Teacher Citations would be super easy ""You know it, I know it, everyone knows it"""
"Flogging Molly is a pretty good Irish punk band; They're also 2 activities typically kept very, very separate."
"At church, what three words are foremost in a bride's mind on her wedding day? ""Aisle,altar,hymn."""