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Joke of the Day
"TSA: We'll treat all of you like the terrorists we accidentally let on our planes."
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"Sting has launched his own range of aromatherapy oils. They're a massage in a bottle"
"How to get out of school Tell the school you are sikh"
"Ouija board......""your going to die!"" Me: you're*"
"My gay friend told me never to invest in real estate. He's super homophobic."
"I REALIZED THAT I AM THE VICTIM After ten years of marriage, the wife asks her husband: - Honey, are you by nature a winner or a loser? - Honey, over the years I realized that I am the victim ..."
"[stop light] It will turn green in 5 4 3 2 1.. And Now It Will Turn Greeeeeeeen *turns green* Ah yes nailed it."
"What has a bottom at its top? My life ( ._.)"
"What's the convention for big-breasted female clowns? Silly-Con"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Bob. Bob who? Bob Jones."