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Joke of the Day

"What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !"

"Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!"

"I was quite surprised when I was arrested for exposing a pedophile ring. All I did was moon a school bus."

"I heard that you only use like 10% of your brain. That leaves what, 82-83%?"

"There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand hexadecimal, F the rest."

"I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No just toast and marmalade."

"How do you make a goldfish old? Take away the G."

"TIL theres a supermoon on the 14th. ELI5: If it's so super, why doesn't it fly around in the sky? Oh, right... because it got paralyzed and died."

"Why'd the star go to the bathroom? Because it had to twinkle."

"I'm good at telling dad jokes Hi good at telling dad jokes, I'm dad."