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Joke of the Day

"What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !"

"How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman? Very Caerphilly."

"Hell yes, I have the body of a Greek god: nice abs, expressionless eyes, genitals shot off by bored soldiers during The Franco-Prussian War"

"Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for ""Chuck Norris' basement""."

"""We have literally a zillion binders full of selfies."" - Top Secret NSA Memo"

"How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana."

"What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs? a condescending con descending."

"I call my girlfriend Dumbledore Because she's the real headmaster"

"Turkey Is going to get served very soon"

"The lengths I'm willing to go to avoid somebody I know in a supermarket could count as cardio."