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Joke of the Day

"A lawyer takes the bar"

"The phrase ""Getting nickeled and dimed"" hasn't kept up with inflation... We're definitely getting dollared now."

"My friend asked me, ""What is a palindrome?"" I said, ""No, it's not."""

"Whenever I hear someone scream ""Call an ambulance,"" I'm like, um, ever heard of email"

"What did the male eskimo say to the female eskimo right before having sex? I'm gunna fuck you Inuit pussy."

"When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games? The Wii hours of the morning."

"Where do internet pirates get their loot? From pier to pier."

"I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger And then it hit me."

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized. **x-post r/ScienceHumour**"

"Yo mama so fat Every photo from family gathering is her self-portrait."