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Joke of the Day
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral."
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"Good yawning everyone"
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"A man asked Robin Hood, ""would you rob from the rich to give to the poor?"" To which he replied, ""I Sher-would."""
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"I broke up with my girlfriend on a ski trip Our relationship was going downhill."
"My husband's doing that cute thing again where he thinks he's right. *throws his shit out on the lawn* *makes a bonfire*"
"*BUSTS DOWN DOOR* *Fires off jokes* *Kidnappers helpless in laughter* ""..and that's how your granpappy saved baby Jesus."" - Me, someday"
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"english words that pitbull knows: -party -miami"