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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm."

"What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas?? Cancer."

"What did the mother say to the son after he peed on the toilet seat? urine trouble."

"Venus Williams has blamed her first round exit at Wimbledon to the balls not bouncing correctly. May I suggest for her to try some better fitting underwear?"

"What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business? Underlay! Underlay!"

"Q. How are men like television commercials? A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds."

"Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine? Because doing so would be incense-itive!"

"I hate it when people stare at me and don't say anything I mean if you want an autograph or a picture just ask."

"What's the best part of an asynchronous dog? It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one"

"So I the ceo of apple came out as gay I guess their iphones really are bent"