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Joke of the Day

"Tests are like jokes... You just gotta get through them, and sometimes you find out they're not that bad! And other times you have cancer."

"If he doesn't sleep with a life-sized replica of you made of human hair and deli meats, he's not as into you as I am."

"A black guy walks into a bar. And he found himself with a headache as he couldn't read the CONSTRUCTION sign"

"Pizza joke? Forget it, it's too cheesy"

"1 year ago today, the world ended. RIP everyone."

"How do you project confidence? Multiply by the cosine of the angle."

"Every time I meet someone new, my girlfriend gets a slap across the face. I really need to stop high-fiving people."

"Shout out to my neighbors for the 2:00 am fireworks; I hope you enjoyed my 7:00 am weed whacking."

"I saw an infant in the intensive care unit at the hospital... ... quietly playing with a toy donkey. I couldn't help but think: ""ICU baby, shakin' that ass"""

"Because it ruins the joke. Why should you never put the punchline in the title?"