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Joke of the Day

"Every time I meet someone new, my girlfriend gets a slap across the face. I really need to stop high-fiving people."

"RIP Paris Terror Attack Victims Never baguette"

"You was sent back to earth from hell becasuse the devil choked on your soul."

"How are gay men like tumbleweed? They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence post in Wyoming."

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass."

"Two old woman were sitting on a park bench A naked man with a fully erect penis walked past. One of the ladies had a heart attack, the other had a stroke."

"My signature move is not caring which one yours is."

"I'd like to thank automatic flushing toilets For making people think I'm giving them 2 or 3 courtesy flushes"

"A game of cat and mouse, but it's just me chasing random strangers when I see them with donut boxes."

"I was listening to the comedy station today and Bill Cosby came on. I fell asleep shortly thereafter."