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"Pizza joke? Forget it, it's too cheesy"
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"/r/Jokes was starting to get flooded by good original jokes ... Edit: I know the mods hate the punchline in the title, my bad"
"What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog? Faux paw."
"I saw a badass preview for a new movie coming out! It said it was called ""U.S. Marines"""
"I can actually decide what is inspirational on my own. But thanks for the warning"
"Why was the bird sick? It had the flew and its throat was soar."
"What's the best rape prevention tool? A de-boning knife."
"Looking forward to the time when my level of awkwardness becomes socially acceptable."
"[job interview] How did you lose your last job? ""I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future."" Sir, this is McDonald's."
"What's black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee"