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Joke of the Day

"I saw an infant in the intensive care unit at the hospital... ... quietly playing with a toy donkey. I couldn't help but think: ""ICU baby, shakin' that ass"""

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"I got arrested for killing a black man. They charged me with impersonating a police officer."
"What did the disappointed paraplegic say? I will not stand for this."
"""Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous"" ""I see a lot of new faces in here this week and i just have to say I'm really disappointed"""
"Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union? They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin."
"Woke up with no money. I was robbed last night by a guy who looks exactly like me, but drunker."
"Michael Bay looks like if cocaine was a person."
"My friend just bought a black chicken I bet it's a big cock."
"7 out of 3 people are bad at fractions."
"I do most of my lying when I'm trying to get off the phone."