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"1 year ago today, the world ended. RIP everyone."
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"John... ...[Staymoist](http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/21300000/John-Stamos-john-stamos-21331988-1611-1089.jpg)"
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"Me: Play dead My Dog: *drives to my office and starts doing my job*"
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