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Joke of the Day

"Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers? So that there's no chance of a hung jury"

"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time-consuming."

"Him: Let's get you out of that dress. Me: Be careful Him: Why? Me: If you tug at my Spanx hard enough, I'll pop open like a can of biscuits."

"Edgar Allan Poe Because Edgar Allan Got No Job"

"What do we want? An Iphone for fat fingers! When do we want it? BOW!"

"Why would boxers make good comedians? Because they always have a punchline"

"4 out of 1 dentists have multiple personality disorder"

"I was raped by mimes They did unspeakable things to me"

"What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar."

"How do you castrate the pope? Kick the altar boy in the chin."