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Joke of the Day
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Free"
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"What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? With Twitter the number of characters do not go down with time"
"JOHN LENNON: Love is all you need ME: This guy knows what it's all about JOHN LENNON: I am the egg man coo coo ca chu ME: OK scratch that"
"[At gang interview] GangLeader: You wanna be in our gang Me: Yep GL: What qualities do you.. M: *Already snapping fingers GL: You're in"
"Me: *Wrong Turn Siri: Recalculating Route Me: *Wrong Turn Siri: Recalculating Route Me: *Wrong Turn Siri: You're on your own, Idiot."
"Its a joke not a d*ck, don't take it to hard."
"Watched a documentary about retina surgery the other day.. It was eye-opening."
"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the ""S"" out of ""safe"" and the ""F"" out of ""way""."
"Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac? Because they always take things... Literally"
"If you googled ""blood libel"" yesterday, you'd get a wikipedia link. Today you see Sarah Palin's face. I hope she says ""bukkake"" next."