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Joke of the Day

"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Free"

"Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence."

"How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested."

"Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank? They weren't hiring."

"I once had a dog named Tax... Every time I opened the front door, Income Tax!"

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"

"I arranged a fundraising event for victims of land mines last week. Total waste of time though!! Only half the people turned up."

"How do you contact a cross dresser? Shemail"

"Showerthought: We should make an online dating site called eBae."

"What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise? Unreliable, you racist prick."