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Joke of the Day
"When Homer Simpson plays Dungeons & Dragons... He uses a D'oh!-decahedron."
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"The 2 Golden Rules of Religion 1) Be kind to other people. 2) KILL THE FILTHY INFIDELS!!!!"
"Joke :Doctor patient joke Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery? Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?"
"Drunk guy is pissing in the park An Old lady walked past him and says with anger: - What a beast! - Don't worry Ma'am I'm holding him"
"How much does a pirate pay for corn? Buccaneer."
"you know what never gets old? Children who died at a young age."
"I'm hiring a motivational speaker for my lazy eye."
"What idiot called them Ex-fiancees' and not 'Near-Mrs' ?"
"What are ducks' favorite drug? Quack."
"I can't get my dog to stop chasing people on bikes. I guess I'll have to take his bikes away."