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Joke of the Day

"My 5 year old hasn't said a word in the car after I convinced him that the volume control on our stereo ejects his car seat."

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.... Let him out of your basement and he can go back to his family."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey-cokey But I turned myself around and that's what it's all about."

"What happened to the octopus in the football game? He had tentackles."

"I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. Where the HECK is my roof?!"

"What do you call a stomach ache you get from eating a Cuban sandwich? Castro-intestinal distress."

"Who were the shortest people in the Bible? Let's see. There's Kneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, ""Silver and gold I have none,"" and no one could be much shorter than that."

"What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common? Someone didn't pull it out in time."

"Do you ever think Mr. Whole is sick of tourism ads targeting his family?"

"What do black people drive? house prices down"