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Joke of the Day
"My penis is nicknamed ""The Titanic""... ""Because it's so big?"" ""No,because it is a tragedy."""
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"An elegant man call the mailman the other day. This double oval shape organ"
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"I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass."
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"[texting] Her: We need to talk. (9:00 am) Him: About? (9:01 am) Him: What? (9:02 am) Him: WHAT??? (9:03 am) Her: Dinner tonight. (4:42 pm)"
"There's nothing funny about leaked celebrity nudes Which is good because it's hard to masturbate while laughing."
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