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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a deaf gynecologist? A lip reader."
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"When in Rome... Crucify Jesus"
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"Now that Fall is here, do you think all the teenage girls with duck-faces will fly South for the winter?"
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"Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories."
"Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now."
"What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges."