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Joke of the Day
"It's amazing how many pedestrians confuse ""Right of Way"" with ""Immortality."""
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"I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?"
"[school] Ok class, what was Abraham Lincoln most famous for doing? Billy? ""Abolishing slavery."" And... ""Slaying vampires."" Very good."
"I played tennis with a eunuch once... No competition, the balls were in my court."
"Why did Hitler REALLY kill himself? He got his gas bill"
"What is a Jewish delima? A free ham."
"What do you call the indian prime minister's method of operation? Modi's operandi."
"A Boy giving Complaints. Kid: mom, some kid is calling me gay mama: Hit him, in the face. Kid: I cant Mom: Why? Kid: Cause, he's so Cute!!"
"[Eating] Waiter: How's the meal? Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ..."