22730
Joke of the Day
"What is a Jewish delima? A free ham."
Next Joke
"Toys these days That awkward moment when your toys make three movies behind your back. -Andy"
"(Xpost Antijokes) Check yourself before you wreck yourself... ...with dick cancer. Happy Movember. http://us.movember.com/mens-health/"
"Did you know the pope really loves cats? He's a real catholic."
"One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: ""Elvis just died!"" The second agent says nothing then starts nodding. ""Good career move."""
"Daughter: Here you go! Me: You're my favorite. Son: Yesterday, you said I was your favorite! Me: Yesterday, you were closest to the remote."
"So I've been dating this anorexic girl... ...but lately I've been seeing less and less of her."
"Why aren't Japanese optimistic? Because not every cloud has a silver lining"
"At this point, I'm positive I've read the entire Bible via Facebook status updates. *crosses off bucket list*"
"favorite pick up line hey babe, are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special"