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Joke of the Day

"A Boy giving Complaints. Kid: mom, some kid is calling me gay mama: Hit him, in the face. Kid: I cant Mom: Why? Kid: Cause, he's so Cute!!"

"Nice try, fat girls ordering a salad on the first date. Nice try."

"Tim Tebow is a lot like Mary because they're both virgins. But at least Mary was able to produce."

"How much do I trust reddit? I went on /r/starwars before seeing the new Star Wars."

"You know you're a Star Trek fan when you... hate Voyager and you've only seen every episode one time."

"A cunt. What do you call someone who reads the punchline first and then the rest of the joke?"

"It only takes a second to show a person how much you feel about them. The police call it indecent exposure, but whatever..."

"Whats your wife's anus and a nine volt battery got in common? You know its wrong, but sooner or later your going to touch it with your tongue."

"Why don't Baptist's have sex standing up? It could lead to dancing."

"Chuck Norris opened the Ark of the Covenant and kept his eyes open. The Ark melted."