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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler REALLY kill himself? He got his gas bill"
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"""The auditors have just left sir."" ""Did they check the books?"" ""Very thoroughly."" ""What did they say?"" ""They want 15% to keep quiet."""
"Hung like Einstein smart as a horse... Thanks dad."
"Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said you were leaving at 4:00. Sincerely, The Unicorns"
"What is it called when a lumberjack masturbates? Logging off."
"Was that pun intended? Nope, unintended."
"Children are so unappreciative these days. I bought my daughter a rabbit. She just keeps complaining about how it ""doesn't count if it's roadkill""."
"1) Open a Kinkos style office supply store in Bel Air 2) Name it Fresh Prints 3) Make millions 4) Move to West Philadelphia"
"Why cant college students take exams at the zoo? Too many cheetahs"
"A wife is like a hand grenade... remove the ring and your house is gone!"