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Joke of the Day

"[Eating] Waiter: How's the meal? Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ..."

"I like my men like I like my books; easy to read and waiting for me in bed. ... And does the dishes. Ok this isn't working"

"Request: Jokes about tall people I'm 6'6"" and I need some jokes for the pub."

"Did you hear about the man who killed 47 donkeys? I heard it was an assacre"

"All dogs go to heaven... But all snakes are athe-hissssssssssts"

"There's an opening for a scapegoat at our office. I think you'd be perfect for the job."

"I saw a sign in a shop- Mosquito nets 10' I didn't even know bugs could play the lottery."

"Obama looks rough after the last 8 years in office. Still better than JFK after 2."

"My Russian friend came to visit me Vladislav? Baby Don't Hurt Me...."

"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw? A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird."