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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the indian prime minister's method of operation? Modi's operandi."

"A blind man walks into a bar ""Ow!"" he exclaims. The bartender responds by saying that he doesn't know that drink."

"Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast."

"the man who killed hitler ...sacrificed his life to do it but people still hate him."

"Did you know that 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old girl with a fat ass."

"I like my wine like my women 11 years old and locked up in my cellar"

"I do 5 sit-ups every morning. It may not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button."

"Typos. The Greek God of spelling errors."

"I imagine some people are like...: 'should I take the shower?...no...I'm taking the train today...'"

"We can't afford to take our kids to a corn maze this year so we're going to take them to an IKEA instead."