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Joke of the Day

"I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?"

"Annoying guy trying to hit on me: This is like a scene from a romantic movie. Me: Yeah, I'm the iceberg and you're the Titanic. #Queen"

"Lame, But funny. What did the traffic light say to the car? . . ""Don't look, I am changing"" Hahahaha XD"

"Having a relationship is like taking your SAT. There's a lot of cheating, you never finish at the same time, and, in the end, you end up trying again in a few months."

"What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred? A hot dog"

"Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews? Yosemite!"

"Here's a good one The 2016 political race."

"What happens when libertarians and honey badgers don't give a shit together? An ex-lax shortage"

"Werner Heisenberg is driving down the road. A cop pulls him over and asks ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" Heisenberg replies ""No, but I know where I am."""

"What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses."