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Joke of the Day
"What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light? Ultraviolent"
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"What is a black's favorite letter? The one with the welfare check in it."
"Can someone come to my house and tie me to my toilet? I keep falling off. I shit, you knot."
"A man walks into a schizophrenia hospital He says ""there's a lot of people in here"" To which a nurse replies ""get here you!"""
"Why couldn't the pig run? He pulled his hamstring!"
"What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common? They both want to make money off of other people's work!"
"Baltimore, eat a snickers. You turn into Ferguson when you're hungry."
"*approaches man sitting at the bar Me: would you like to dance Him: yeah! Me: that's great because I need to sit down"
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just beat the room for being black"
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Mat"