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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth? Gladiator"

"My money box is empty... No change there."

"Job interview: ""What's your greatest weakness?"" ""Honesty."" ""I don't think honesty is a weakness."" ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""

"Sex is like math These days I'm doing it all by hand"

"Why did the gay man sue the mental hospital? They held him in a straightjacket."

"MY DENTIST ASKED HIS ASSISTANT TO SUCTION (THE WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH)BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO ME SO I SUCKED HIS FINGER. IM MORTIFIED"

"Two women are sitting in a cafe discussing work.. One says to the other ""How do you like your job testing push-up bras?"" The other woman replies, ""It has its perks."""

"Why did the policeman wake up his son? He saw a *kid napping*."

"What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention."

"How do you know the name of a Pokemon? It will tell you."