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Joke of the Day

"My mom said follow your dreams, So I went back to bed."

"Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It's so thick that if you tell her a joke five minutes after she's stopped laughing her face is still smiling!"

"Racism Test- What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot of course."

"Lady Gaga is set to launch her first fragrance in 2012. It will be called ""Eau I left the toilet seat up""."

"What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist? A sadist is honest about his intentions. ____________________________________ That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?"

"Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies? Everywhere"

"When one door opens, another one opens, and then another, and another. Because kids."

"This girl reckons she met me at the vegetarian club But I've never met herbivore."

"If you're a necrophiliac sadomasochist who enjoys beastiality... You may as well give it up, you're flogging a dead horse."

"If life were a videogame, what would be the easiest difficulty setting? Straight White Male"