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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter."
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"Sometimes after a long hard day at work, it takes me 4 bars to get home"
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup ! Yes it's the rotting meat that attracts them !"
"Cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. Sugar 2. Honey 3. Flour 4. Egg 5. 1/2lb butter 6. Stir 7. Pour into pan 8. Preheat to 375"
"'50 Shades of Grey' taught me how to please a woman. It's by writing a shitty book."
"Are you addicted to masturbation? Reach out to me and we can beat it together."
"""Rocky, come here, good boy. Sit down. Sit in the sofa...siiitttt!!!"" said Sean Connery."
"""why do they have such a nice house?"" -- my review of every movie"
"I tried looking up another word for butthurt But I can't find my thesoreass."
"I can speak more than one vagina I'm bicunnilingual"