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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning Hippy? Because he was too far out, man."
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"Did you hear about the guitarist who locked his keys in his van? It took him 2 hours to get his drummer out."
"My momma always said life is like a load of laundry. Sometimes you gotta separate the colors from the whites."
"Why are there no walmarts in Iraq? Because there is a target on every corner,"
"me: *turns around in swivel chair* *tents fingers* I guess you never expected to see ME again... Boss: Must we do this every Monday?"
"Nothing shows the depressing reality of physical aging more than a boy band reunion."
"*makes sure kids are asleep* *walks out to car* *slowly unwraps candy bar* *hears knock on window* *puts head down* *hands it to them*"
"Facebook should invent a relationship status that says ""Only when I'm drunk."""
"What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... ""Get Hard"""
"What's the derivative of Amazon? Amazon Prime"