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Joke of the Day

"I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato."

"What do you call a vaping vegan?1 Nothing! It isn't like you'll be able to get a word in!"

"When I told my boyfriend love has to come from both ways... ...he suggested a threesome"

"im 100% for equal rights for women! I mean so what they are inferior to men?"

"Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water? A: Bob"

"I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was sat next to a screaming baby. Apparently that's not allowed if the baby is yours."

"All these women marching in protest is so well organized I'd love to talk to the man in charge."

"What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old."

"*Hits Rock Bottom* Dwayne Johnson: I have a boyfriend."

"Make sure you tip your waitress... It's very funny when they fall over."